Hey. I'm Sarah. Welcome.
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my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
When we meet,
would it be too much
to ask you for your life story?
Tell me why you cut your hair
the way you do.
Tell me about the first band
you ever really listened to.
Tell me about your favorite
piece of clothing when you were small.
Tell me what you dressed up as
on Halloween when you were five years old.
Tell me how you grew up to be so tall.
Talk to me about your mother and father,
and your grandmothers and grandfathers.
Tell me about your life
and what your parent’s lives were like
before you were born.
Tell me all the embarrassing years.
Tell me who first taught you how to smile.
Tell me the first time a girl made you nervous.
Tell me when you felt insecure.
Tell my why you felt insecure.
Tell me if someone stole
your safety from you,
or if you’ve always spent your life in fear.
Tell me how you found your way
across the country.
Tell me if you like laying here with me.
Tell me what kept you alive
all the times you thought you would die?
And would it be out of line
if I told you
I might cry
the first time we meet
because I’ve never seen
something so lovely
my entire life?
What if I told you
that your voice is
all the old burns
of my past?
Talk to me.
Your voice sounds a lot
Talk To Me
Partially inspired by this Andrea Gibson poem.
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever
- extremely ticklish
- runs away from feelings
- also problems
- expects the world to be handed to her on a silver platter
- bad communicator
- awkward and shy around people i like
- refuses to make plans ever
- how do you even talk to boys i dont get it
- sarcastic asshole
I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway
a+ insults (only use when you want someone to CRY)
- unedited dictionary
- red solo cup
- unsucessful vans warped tour opening act
- the least favorite pencil
- roseart crayon (may really destroy them)
i don’t just want a boyfriend/girlfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and buys me chinese food when i’m on my period and cries in front of me and lets me cry in front of them and someone i can take quiet baths with or have shower fights with and someone i can just be completely me around and i dont care how corny it sounds i just wanna find a soul mate
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow